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Watch the review! [Blip] [Youtube]


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  • Me: I cleaned all the dishes
  • Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
  • Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

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When someone threw their hotel room key on stage (x)


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theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS


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mishasminions:

IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY


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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me


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deadwad:

quelsbeauxyeux:

deadwad:

how do bees keep their hair looking nice?

A HONEY COMB!

bees don’t have hair…

A HONEY COMB!!


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titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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relahvant:

When you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

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wienerlicious:

wienerlicious:

are you sitting on the f5 key?

because your ass is refreshing


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THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE


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mochimochimeido:

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

nigga dis to fast fo me


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I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.


Aldous Huxley, Point Counter Point  (via bookmania)

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